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Title: The Haves and the Have-Nots
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Billy Cooper
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Challenge: #168 New York for [info]numb3rs100

( The Haves and the Have-Nots )
 
 
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NV
Title: An Afternoon's Epilogue (Prelude to Our Storm)
Author: NV
Characters: Don, Billy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Challenge: #163 Strike

( An Afternoon's Epilogue (Prelude to Our Storm) )
 
 
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Current Music: The Mountain Goats - This Year
 
 
NV
17 September 2007 @ 02:20 pm
Title: With Honors
Pairing: Billy Cooper/Don Eppes
Rating: NC-17
Summary: There's a whole line of people waiting to shake Don's hand, and Coop observes from the back of the room, leaning against the wall and idly fingering his sunglasses. When Don finally reaches him, Coop pulls him close into a congratulatory hug. "Good job, Eppes," he says in a low voice, clutching Don's forearm and leaning close before he can move away. "And may I say... You're looking damn fine in that suit, but I'd just as soon get you out of it."
Word Count:2806
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for episode 1x13 Man Hunt.
Notes/Warnings: [info]sororcula and I wrote this in AIM a few months ago but neglected to clean it up and post it until now. It is very schmoopy and very porny and ends with our trademark theme (which you will get if you've read our Don/Amita chatporn, Grab On Tight).
Disclaimer: We don't own these characters, and we are not profiting from their use here. This is only for fun.

With Honors )
 
 
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NV
11 September 2007 @ 03:37 am
Title: Fuck Your Ivory Tower
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don, Charlie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Challenge: #124 Ivory Tower for [info]numb3rs100
Feedback: Is the reason I do this.
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended.

Fuck Your Ivory Tower )
 
 
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NV
30 August 2007 @ 08:19 am
Title: Intelligent Design?
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don, Liz
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Challenge: #122 Carnal for [info]numb3rs100
Feedback: Is the reason I do this. Give freely.
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended.

Intelligent Design? )
 
 
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NV
Title: This is Our Male-Bonding Experience
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Colby, Edgerton
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, sexual dialogue
Word Count: 100
Challenge: #121 Foreplay for [info]numb3rs100
Feedback: Is the reason I do this. Give freely.
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended.

This is Our Male-Bonding Experience )
 
 
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NV
30 August 2007 @ 07:39 am
Title: Nature Boys
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don, Coop
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 150
Challenge: #120 Naked for [info]numb3rs100
Feedback: Is the reason I do this; give freely.
Disclaimer: Not mine, just borrowing, only fun, no infringement intended.

Nature Boys )
 
 
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NV
30 August 2007 @ 07:02 am
Title: Resisting Arrest
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don, OMC, others
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 250
Challenge: #119 Strip for [info]numb3rs100
Feedback: Is the reason I do this. Give freely.
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended.
A/N: Yes, the Sobchak name is a reference to The Big Lebowski. After all, it is one of the coolest movies ever made.

Resisting Arrest )
 
 
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NV
Title: Green Really Isn't Your Color
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don, Charlie/Colby, David
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, slash, very brief mention of incest
Word Count: 3532
Prompt: The admirable [info]irena_adler has once again attempted to coax me out of my seemingly-impenetrable writer's block. Let's give her a hand, people.
Feedback: Is the reason I do this. Give freely.
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended.
A/N: Firstly, I guessed at Charlie's age. And I really don't care if I'm wrong.
Secondly, this fic is very close to my heart because it contains two of my favorite lines ever. The first - "King Kong ain't got shit on me" - has been recited by every Black entertainer from Denzel Washington to Dave Chappelle to Wayne Brady. The second - "hell to the no" - was shouted by a coked-up and likely drunk Whitney Houston on the ill-fated series Being Bobby Brown. For that reason alone, you should read this fic.
Thirdly, I started to tear-up like a little bitch when I was writing the ending. Then again, I was very, very drunk when I wrote this (and even more now *bg*). Nevertheless, I hope this story elicits some kind of emotional reaction in you.

Enjoy!!

Green Really Isn't Your Color )
 
 
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NV
25 August 2007 @ 05:08 am
[info]irena_adler and I had a bet going on the latest round at [info]numb3rswriteoff. I said that at least two people would write Don/Robin fic. If you've been watching the write-off, you'll know that I lost this bet. What was at stake is a Don/Charlie fic. You can blame the authors at the N3 write-off for losing out on an opportunity to see Irena finally write D/C (yeah, I know she wrote Don/Charlie/David before, but that doesn't count *bg*).

Title: That Thing About You
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don/Charlie
Rating: R
Warnings: Incest, implied sexual content, language
Word Count: 784
Challenge: [info]irena_adler beating my ass in a bet.
Feedback: Is the reason I do this; give freely.
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended.

That Thing About You )
 
 
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Current Music: Toto - Africa (fuck you; don't judge me)
 
 
NV
07 August 2007 @ 05:07 pm
Title: Intermittent Silence
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don/Charlie
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings: Incest
Spoilers: "Obsession"
Word Count: 531
Challenge: "Obsession" for [info]eppescest Summer Porn Challenge
Feedback: Kills me but I love it because I'm a masochist.
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended.
A/N: Sweet Bessie, this fic just about killed me. First of all, I couldn't write it. Then I actually started writing it, but I couldn't write any more. Then I finally finished it, but I found out it was 477 words and the challenge has a word-length minimum of 500.

I'm very ambivalent about this fic. It has some wonderful, beautiful lines in it, but - overall - it's excruciatingly mediocre.

Intermittent Silence )
 
 
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NV
Title: Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don, Coop
Rating: R
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 100
Challenge: #117 Reckless for [info]numb3rs100
Feedback: Is the love; please comment
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended.
A/N: I couldn't think of a title for this piece, so I went with a line from the beacon of love - Back to the Future. '80s BABIES SAY, "I-I-I-I-I"!

A little reckless driving never hurt anyone. )
 
 
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NV
Title: This Fairytale Sucks (11/?)
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Charlie/Addison (OFC), Alan
Rating: R
Warnings: Self-insertion, language, controversial themes
Word Count: 551
Spoilers: Brief spoiler for "Backscatter"
Summary: Charlie begins to see Addison's darker side.
Dedication: For my fandom wife [info]callmeang.
Feedback: Is the fuel for the fire, baby.
Disclaimer: Characters and canon you recognize belong to the creators of Numb3rs, Cheryl Heuton and Nicolas Falacci. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made. Addison is my original character.
Previously: Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Chapter 4 / Chapter 5 / Chapter 6 / Chapter 7 / Chapter 8 / Chapter 9 / Chapter 10

This is your fucking fairytale. )
 
 
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NV
Title: Reinventing Your Exit
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don, Charlie/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het, student/teacher, voyeurism
Word Count: 648
Summary: Don wonders what Charlie does for fun.
Spoilers: "Noisy Edge"
Prompt: #12 Curious for [info]50episodes
Feedback: Is loverly
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended. Canon characters are the property of Cheryl Heuton and Nicolas Falacci. No profit is being made.
A/N: TABLE
Cross-post: [info]numb3rs_fic, [info]numb3rs_het

Reinventing Your Exit )
 
 
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NV
10 July 2007 @ 01:21 am
Title: Challenger
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Charlie/Marshall Penfield
Rating: R
Warnings: Slash, language
Word Count: 100
Challenge: #115 Cocky for [info]numb3rs100
Feedback: Is loverly
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended

Challenger )
 
 
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NV
05 July 2007 @ 03:03 pm
I originally started writing this as a response to [info]used_songs's comment, but it got a little long.

I don't think that Charlie Eppes has Autism or Asperger's or any other kind of social or developmental disability because he hasn't been portrayed that way. Realistically speaking, I think it's very much a possibility, but that's not the way that DK has presented the role. Charlie has passion but lacks eccentricities. Now, I could see Larry has having Asperger's. There's a certain something in the way that Peter MacNicol has interpreted and presented the character with these mannerisms that make red flag go off in my head.

If you watch A Beautiful Mind, Russell Crowe is implementing schizophrenic ticks right off the bat from the first scene (well, it's actually the second scene, out at the punch bowl where he meets the other mathematicians). Dustin Hoffman brilliantly portrays autistic response to stimuli in Rain Man (and Alan refers to Larry as "Rain Man" in the S2 episode "All's Fair"). Christian Clemenson does a great (though arguably grandiose) performance as an attorney with Asperger's on Boston Legal. These are very clear examples of characters with mental/social/developmental disorders, and they're not things that we've seen from Charlie.

Charlie actually seems rather well-adjusted as we get to episodes in season three (and even some in season two). In season three, we've got a character that is very comfortable with being a part of a high-intensity team, adjusted to defending his work to those outside the math community, and pretty damn charismatic (though that could just be my crush talking). His ambivalence towards interacting with college sponsors that we see with Millie has more to do with personal preference than any sort of disorder because we don't have those ticks or behaviors to prove otherwise.

Is it possible to have a genius who isn't fucked up in some way? I think so. Granted, I feel the brain sacrifices some skills in favor of others, so it might make sense that the more intelligent a person is, the more he falters in other areas, and extreme genius could therefore imply extreme "retardation" in other areas to the extent that it would manifest in the form of a disorder, but we have little in canon to suggest that.

Frankly, and I say this with all due respect, the show really does have a character roster of Marty Stus. They do have some bleak aspects in their background (namely Megan's teenage rebellion and the revelation about Colby in "The Janus List," which will undoubtedly be turned into something else in season four as Dylan Bruno remains a cast member throughout the duration of S4), but the characters are now at a point where they're very skilled, dependable, funny, dedicated, and lovable for all the right reasons. Even Don's therapy sessions didn't give big revelations; he's a leader with control issues - that's to be expected as far as I'm concerned. So would TPTB pull Krumholtz aside and say, "Hey, we want to expose Charlie has having X disorder"? I highly doubt it. Existence of a disorder doesn't necessarily make a character less enjoyable (the previously mentioned Boston Legal Asperger's character Jerry Espenson has now been made a full cast member), but it does make him less perfect, and I don't believe that's an intention of TPTB.

I think we can safely assume that Charlie doesn't have any of the aforementioned disorders, though don't let that deter you from writing to the contrary. After all, many of us write Don/Charlie, and that's about as improbable as it gets.
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03 July 2007 @ 05:06 am
Title: Guilty Pleasure
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: David, Colby
Rating: PG
Word Count: 150
Challenge: #114 Fierce for [info]numb3rs100
Feedback: Is loverly
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended
A/N: Companion piece to Gay

Colby’s eyes were wide and pleading. )
 
 
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Title: ...You Just Might Get It
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don/Charlie/Coop
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, slash, threesome
Spoilers: "Man Hunt"
Word Count: 2573
Challenge: "Man Hunt" for [info]eppescest Summer Porn Challenge
Feedback: Is loverly
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended

The thing you have to keep in mind is that it’s Charlie’s idea. )
 
 
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27 June 2007 @ 01:05 pm
Title: In the Garage
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest
Word Count: 200
Challenge: #113 Garage for [info]numb3rs100
Feedback: Is loverly
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended.

Don knew this was the place where secrets were kept. )
 
 
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25 June 2007 @ 05:52 pm
Title: Better Than Me
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don/OFC
Rating: PG
Warnings: Self projection
Word Count: 300
Challenge: #112 Backseat for [info]numb3rs100
Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing, just fun, no infringement intended

Better Than Me )
 
 
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